>Hey, lawmakers! What the hell is going on over there? This crap happens every freaking year. You are late AGAIN with the budget.
I’m not surprised, but I am pissed off. The due date is not a mystery like Easter when the date moves around the calendar depending on the full moon after the vernal equinox or something. The freaking budget has been due on June 15 since 1972 for God’s sake! 38 years and you can’t figure out how to get to the church on time!
Don’t give me the same tired line that the budget is a complicated mess. Try planning ahead. Budgets for corporations are a complicated mess too, but they seem to get their stuff together for the most part.
Stop making excuses. When the economy was good, you guys took forever to get the damn thing passed, so try again! Get the freaking thing passed.
Oh, and the Govenator better not mess it up either! Listen up, dude. Just because you are a lame duck doesn’t mean the constituency can’t hurt you. It’s called a movie flop. You should remember those from your early days in film. Anyone remember the Villain? I thought not.