>Ok, so it’s only December 7th, but I still haven’t received one Christmas card. What the hell is wrong with people? If I don’t get at least one damn card by the 15th, I’m going to be pissed off at everyone I know. In fact, I might just send out a follow card to those who didn’t send me a card even though I sent them one:
“That card you got from me last week will be the last you ever receive from me! Merry freaking Christmas!”
I understand if some unusual circumstance has come up from in your life (broken leg, suddenly changing residences, etc.), but having an excuse every damn year does not cut the mustard.