What’s with all the food recalls? Not to get all Sinclair Lewis here, but aren’t there supposed to be people watching these yahoos to make sure they follow the rules of sanitation?
Anyone who says they can monitor themselves clearly has never heard of a corporation cutting corners to raise the bottom line. Who cares if a few people get sick? Our stock price just shot up ten bucks and our profits are through the roof!
What foodstuff should we fear next? Those potatoes in the produce aisle have been giving me a weird vibe…an evil eye perhaps?