>Online Dating Day 2: Electric Boogaloo

>The robots must be lonely. 10 of them viewed my profile yesterday. They could be actual guys who for one nefarious reason or another decided not to upload a photo of themselves. So, robots or pervs, take your pick. Although, I think robots are a little more aggressive.

How did the stats line up for me yesterday?

Views: 30
Emails sent: 1
Emails received: 1
Suspected robots: 10
Possible pervs: At least 10

Searching can be so freaking overwhelming. I’m trying to change it up every night. I used to be lazy and have a saved search. One click and 1,000 men appeared on my screen. Oddly enough it was always the same men. I mess around with things that I’m flexible about like age, education, and sun sign. I’m kidding. I don’t care about height…unless he’s shorter than me…by like 4 inches.

My sister told me not to date a guy younger than me. At first I thought this might be good advice until I realized how full of crap it actually is…how many guys do you know that are 30 (give or take a two years) who are in serious relationships or already married? ALOT.

Also, this time around, I’m not winking. It’s part of the challenge. Winks are not counted as effort, so why bother?

It’s nice that the guy I emailed yesterday replied within the 24 hour timeframe. Granted, I would have liked a lengthier reply, but my initial message wasn’t too long anyway. Now the challenge is what do I say next? There really wasn’t much going on in his profile. I’ll think of something. I always do. Worse comes to worse, it’ll just scare him off or show me he’s a perv and create more inspiration for your entertainment.

Not that anyone really cares, but I have decided to make this a twice weekly series.  Writing about the same topic every single day bores me and I’m only up to Day 2.  Starting next week, I’ll just post about my online dating experiences on Mondays and Thursdays. 

One thought on “>Online Dating Day 2: Electric Boogaloo

  1. Nick

    >I had a feeling you weren't be able to keep this up on a DAILY basis.. that even shocked me a little when I read it. ha. I'm actually relieved that it's not going to be an every day thing. And btw, you say "perv" like it's a bad thing. #confused ha, comment hash.


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