Sometimes I wonder if people are stupid or just crazy. While you might think I’m making up half of the things I complain about that I come across in the online dating world, I’m just not that creative.
Yes, I know I’m picky, but these are legitimate grievances I am airing on my blog. I’ve already given you some proof and OK Cupid keeps giving me more to share with you.
Below is a few of the actual messages I’ve received since signing up last week.
Wow! your eyes are very beautiful!!! Hows your day ? Why so amazing and not taken???
U look great, I meet u n Vegas!!! What happens n Vegas stays n Vegas lol!!!
hi; I have seen your profile, you have a gorgeous smile and beautiful long hair; very nice!
Hello, you are a sexy woman and you have a fantastic smile and sexy curves! kisses for you
What the hell? I already shared the message from the so called adult film star. Ew, a thousand times, ew!
Not to mention the myriad of “Hi” or “How you doin” messages. Seriously, I’ve swooned more over a simple tweet and the guys on dating sites are not limited to 140 characters.
I’m not asking for something eloquent. I want a quasi-intelligent message. The way to my heart is through my brain.