>Yes, I succumbed to boredom and started surfing the dating sites. I’m avoiding eHarmony like the plague.
“I’ve been a vegetarian since 1997. I just felt sorry for the animals.”
I swear a guy actually put that in his ad. I’m not against him being vegetarian. (Ok, a little bit.) I don’t get the animal pity. Dude. Have you ever seen Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom? It’s a part of nature.
I got one message from a guy who called me babydoll. I hate that! Honey, sweetie or any other cutesy pet names are not allowed until you’ve gotten to know me better. It comes off as cheesy and wrong.
I also don’t get these 40-46 year old guys who think I’m going to date them. That would be like me dating a 21 year old. Which probably would be fun for a while, but what the hell am I going to have in common with a guy 10 years younger than me? And to be honest, a 40 year old is not going to interest me unless he’s rich, hot, and a nice guy. Even then…he’d have to be an exceptional guy.
I also don’t understand these people who live hundreds of miles away from me that send me messages. Dude, you live in Podunk, Idaho. There is no way I’m going to talk to you. It would be a waste of my time. If you move closer to civilization, I might consider talking to you.
Oh yeah, and Jedi Masters, Siths and shamans need not apply! That goes double for you guys with kids. So far, I haven’t run into any preachers.