>I’m pretty sure this is true.

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>Correct me if I’m wrong about this, men. Anytime a girl receives an email (or phone call) from a guy near or after midnight, it’s because he is drunk and/or horny. Oh, I’m sorry. I mean “lonely”. No matter how innocent the message may seem on the surface, the underlying motivation is “loneliness”.

There’s nothing wrong with being “lonely”, but women shouldn’t fool themselves into thinking there is anything more behind him making the contact. If he was looking for something more, he’d try to connect at a respectable hour.

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4 thoughts on “>I’m pretty sure this is true.

  1. Nick

    >Spot on, love child. btw, Are you awake? I know it’s late but I really need to talk to you about some.. uh.. work issues.


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