>Here’s a story from my old office: Biff was showing an office space in a low-rise that hadn’t been leased in quite a while. He went over to the suite before the tour and did a quick run through to open up the blinds, etc. The client shows up and Biff starts yakking about how great the space is…blah blah… Read more »
>One of our tenants walked into the ladies room (in the building next to mine). She saw some strange toy sitting on the floor. She thought it was a kid’s toy, until she looked at it more closely. It was not a toy for children. She gasps and looks over and sees someone in the wheelchair stall. She realizes the… Read more »
>Up the street from my office is a crack house. It’s been raided by the police three times in the past five years. Over the past few weeks, a beat up sea foam green truck has been parking across the street from the office. It’s bed was filled with various types of wooden objects and metal junk. A month or… Read more »
>Granted, I am a perfectionist at times, but I think being able to follow simple instructions as well as being literate are not too high of standards. In the job ad, I stated my full name as the person to contact regarding the position that is available. I would say about half of the emails I get that actually have… Read more »
>Biff and Paul came back from lunch. Everyone was gathered in the reception area reading the paper and having their post lunch chat. Biff says to the group, “We just came up with a great idea for a new reality show. It’s called Bum Makeover. You would go out and get a bum like the guy down the street in… Read more »
Oddly enough, just before I read this Thurston Howell IV came into my office and asked if I wanted some of his banana. Disgusted and amused, I laughed, “I don’t eat bananas. They give me headaches.” I think that might have been fodder for a sexual harassment lawsuit, but Thurston usually means no harm. Police Charge Man for Flashing With… Read more »
>Biff: “Can you turn up the air conditioner?”Me: “It’s warm in here to you?”Biff: “I’ve got a chest full of hair keeping me warm.” *-*-*-* Guy comes out of his office: “I’d like to share the Yahoo! News with everyone. They added a new word to the dictionary today. It’s “wedgie”.