> SFchick74 may explode without warning MEXPLOSIVE Username: From Go-Quiz.com This should really be my mom’s warning label. She tried to tell me that I have a problem with anger. This is coming from the lady I call “Mount Vesuvius”. If I have an anger problem, I picked it up from her. She taught me everything I know. Personally, I… Read more »
>Today I saw a dark blue Mercedes with “Real Estate Stallion” around the license plate. You can win lunch for your office from this Sacramento TV station. This week, lunch will be provided by Hooters. I don’t understand all the signs in Spanish at the polling places. Blogger keeps screwing up my post. There are 45 days left until Christmas and… Read more »
>I found this site today and couldn’t stop looking at it. This picture is what made me gasp out loud at work. Personally, I think the groom should be dressed to match his whore bride.
>Biff and Paul came back from lunch. Everyone was gathered in the reception area reading the paper and having their post lunch chat. Biff says to the group, “We just came up with a great idea for a new reality show. It’s called Bum Makeover. You would go out and get a bum like the guy down the street in… Read more »
Oddly enough, just before I read this Thurston Howell IV came into my office and asked if I wanted some of his banana. Disgusted and amused, I laughed, “I don’t eat bananas. They give me headaches.” I think that might have been fodder for a sexual harassment lawsuit, but Thurston usually means no harm. Police Charge Man for Flashing With… Read more »
>Biff: “Can you turn up the air conditioner?”Me: “It’s warm in here to you?”Biff: “I’ve got a chest full of hair keeping me warm.” *-*-*-* Guy comes out of his office: “I’d like to share the Yahoo! News with everyone. They added a new word to the dictionary today. It’s “wedgie”.