> What are you going to be for Halloween? This question usually starts finding its way into small talk around late August. Now that I’m too old to trick-or treat and too tired to go to any parties, it’s always … Continue reading
>Myspace – where fat chicks can be whores too.
Are you retarded or just foreign?
Hawaiian food is just Asian food with SPAM on it.
Suddenly, I’m 30 with nothing, but a cat and a 401k. Where did it all go wrong?
Being poor has been the best diet I’ve been on.
Rich people should always be thin and well dressed. They have enough money to pay someone to drag them to the gym and help them shop for clothes.
Why do all the guys write about how much they love doing things outdoors? I love shopping, but you don’t see me putting that online.