>I know it’s not PC to celebrate Columbus Day, but I really don’t give a rat’s ass. First of all, rumor has it that one of my ancestors was on the Santa Maria. Yes, it crashed and there is a possibility it was my ancestor’s fault, but that says nothing about my navigation skills. Second of all, I also have… Read more »
> The dress in question Gals, do you ever try on ugly clothes just to see what they look like? I do this once in a while. Why? Mostly because I have hit a fashion rut and need to jolt myself into a new look. Any men reading this post have probably just gone cross eyed with boredom, if they… Read more »
> What are you going to be for Halloween? This question usually starts finding its way into small talk around late August. Now that I’m too old to trick-or treat and too tired to go to any parties, it’s always interesting to see what the kids choose for their costumes. Depending on what is currently threading through the fabric of… Read more »
>Myspace – where fat chicks can be whores too. Are you retarded or just foreign? Hawaiian food is just Asian food with SPAM on it. Suddenly, I’m 30 with nothing, but a cat and a 401k. Where did it all go wrong? Being poor has been the best diet I’ve been on. Rich people should always be thin and well… Read more »