Category Archives: health

>The devil you know versus the devil you don’t

> Today’s Groupon in Sacramento made me a little sad. Do you see how many people think they need plastic surgery? I’m sorry, but who in the hell is everyone trying to impress?  OK, maybe Botox injections aren’t “surgery” per se, but I think it’s an extreme form of “I don’t like the way I look.” For the love of… Read more »

>Health insurance is a joke in your town

>Over the course of the last week, I’ve had two of the worst doctor’s appointments a woman can have.  Honestly, I don’t know which is worse, going to the gyno or going to the dentist.  One good thing, my gynecologist isn’t going to try to sell me some product I don’t need.  I hate it when dentists do that.  No,… Read more »

>Sniff, Sniff

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>Oh cold virus…why dost thou vex me so?  I wash my hands with compulsive regularity.  My skin bears the scars of resulting dryness.  Yet, still I fall ill.  My throat aches, my sinuses swell, my head spins. Intake of liquids has increased to epic proportions.  Nyquil gives me disturbing dreams about former dates who dumped me deciding to stalk me. … Read more »