Category Archives: FAQ about women

A Monster of a Time

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Sometimes the universe aligns in a strange, yet interesting way. Background: Most Friday nights I spend with my parents. Most of those Friday nights are spent shopping at the Costco in Folsom and then dinner afterwards at Islands. My youngest nephew is obsessed with monster trucks. Tonight, for reasons unbeknownst to me, my sister and her two boys joined me… Read more »

It must be hell inside your head*

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You want to know what PMS is like? It’s awful. One minute you’re pissed off because someone got on the elevator with you. (How dare they!) The next you are crying because no one loves you. (No one ever will.) Then you are laughing because your friend said something funny. (She’s hilarious!) And all the while, all you want to… Read more »

Men just don’t get it

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I’m not bashing men. I’m just saying that they haven’t got a clue when it comes to fear. The moment I step outside of my home, I’m afraid. Heck, sometimes even inside my home I’m afraid. What am I afraid of? Nothing specific has happened to me. But, I mean, have you seen the news? At any moment, I could… Read more »

I’m sorry, what? Things about women I don’t understand.

For those of you who might not have a clue, I am a woman.  However, there are things women do that even I don’t understand.  Maybe something fundamentally is wrong with me…or maybe I’m just a new form of evolved species, like one of the X-Men, except my mutation is common sense.  At least that’s what I’m going to tell… Read more »

>Advice for Men: How to make women happy

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>It’s simple. All you have to do is ask, “Do you need any help?” When do you ask this? Easy. If you answer yes to any of the following questions, offer to help: Are you getting ready for a big holiday celebration?  Are you getting ready to go somewhere on vacation?  Are you getting ready to go somewhere for the… Read more »

>What’s your name, little girl? What’s your name?

> Not that I’m ever going to have this problem, but changing your name when you get married is a big deal for a woman and can be way more complicated than you realize. For example, what if you got married young and took your husband’s last name. While you were married, your career took off, but the marriage failed…. Read more »

>Shut it, you!

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>Entry #234 Why do I have to put the seat down? I have an answer to the whole seat up/down toilet situation. Shut the damn lid. Seriously, no one wants to look into the yawning mouth of the porcelain god.  Plus, then both sexes have to perform a task before conducting business. Ever dropped something into the toilet?  That wouldn’t… Read more »